you know what i heard today?
i heard that my cousin who had that big big 2 days wedding with all the distinguished guests and my teachers is.......PREGNANT! *gaaak* 3 months to be exact.
with this, and all my other observations, i realise that there is very very little chance of one being happily married for a couple of years before having kids. its like married, sex, bam! kids. i want it to be married, sex, sex, honeymoon, travel, fun, fun, fun, sex, more fun, then, reluctantly, kids. seems impossible. unless you cancel sex out all together. or use contraceptives. which is not encourage by religion. which means you cant really use them. which means, unless one of us is sterile, kids are bound to happen really soon instead of few years with my husband first.
ridiculous aint it?
then again, thats the most basic reason as to why we're here aint it? to pass on our genetic imprint to the next generation. though i really cant imagine having little nuruls running around. there'll be more competition for the chocolate supply in the world! which mean less for me! hah! thats the perfect reason NOT to have kids!
anyhow, if you're unfortunate enough to get pregnant in your first year of marriage, make sure you get your money's worth by bossing your hubby around, make really ridiculous demands and cravings, and if he protests, continue remind him that its his bloody fault in the first place.
hehz am evil but heck.
can i rent your kids next time?
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