placenta is super slimy
you know those adverts for baby noises ringtones? have you ever wondered which idiot thought of that? and if there are actually ppl out there who downloaded them?
baby crying is not cute. do you know that babies cant differentiate their cry from another baby? and if one is in distress the others will react sympathetically? which is pretty cool in the biological evolution perspective. but not when you're stuck in a nursery for 8 hours and have no idea what to do to make them stop.
also it doesnt help that everytime i have to feed them, there's always a suspicious or angry look on their face.
in other babies fact, whoever says that newborn babies smell good are lying. they stink. they smell of egg. weird. and oh yeah, baby girls, and this i mean at a few days old, are capable of getting menses. thats right. babies menstruate. and NO i'm not lying.
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