esp with all the contaminated food supply in the world. today on the news: bird flu and mad cow disease. i dont know why the birds are sneezing (somebody should tell them to drink lotsa fluids like orange juice, eat panadol and sleep and keep warm..expect the feathers arent much help with ppl like paris hilton plucking them off to make dresses) but i think i know why cows go mad. yep precisely because they are fed with other cows meat.
imagine the scene..
charlie cow and cuthbert cow were eating from their trough and charlie cow was telling cuthbert cow abt this beautiful heifer he saw yest.
charlie: man you should see her! she got all these lovely brown spots on her and the longest eyelashes you can get on a cow.
cuthbert: really? whats her name?
charlie: cathy cow.
cuthbert: i got news for you moote (mate), we're eating her now!
charlie: what???!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
cuthbert: well at least you are one now! haha get it get it? waita minute that eyeball looks familiar..MOM??!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
the 2 cows then became mad with grief from the lost of their beloved female.
so now mister farmers, please dont feed your cows other dead cows. they might recognize their kins like charlie and cuthbert and go mad too. then we wont have anymore beef burgers. and goat burgers just sound so wrong.
posted by nuVul @ Tuesday, March 14, 2006
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