juSt anotHer blOg

an end to a valiant vessel.

today was a terrible day. my trusty, loyal, faithful cheery yellow penknife was very mercilessly, in cold-blood, MURDERED by a box. yes, thats right, a BOX.

the horrible deed was done this afternoon, when a mountain of Box blocked my way. feeling utmostly irate as the day had been long and the tasks trying, i sought the help of Penknife.

'help! there's a box in my way and i hate it!'

'worry not my dear! just extend all my blade and together, we shall attack!'

*extend blade right till the end*

'ready my dear?'

'yeah! heeee-yaaa!!!'

*thrust blade into box*

*blade snapped!*

'oh nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! penknife!!!'

'bbee ss, strong my dear.' *expire*

'nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!'

tragic. the good always die young *sniff*

lets have one minute of silence to my beloved penknife.

posted by nuVul @ Thursday, February 02, 2006