Saturday, December 24, 2005

Soundbites Part 2

on battle royale
me: what if someone found your hiding place?
shaf: i'll say go away! there's no one here! go away!

on money matters
weewee: do you know that for every 75cents you spend at borrders you get a ten dollar voucher free??
roy: are you sure?
me: yeah mebbe its for every $75.
jaren: ya la
weewee: dont you think i cant differentiate between a dollar sign and a cent sign??!
actually she couldnt. it was indeed every $75 not 75cents.

on anything else
jaren: actually if you didnt tell me i wouldnt know. still look the same to me, no diff leh..

me: ah crap! my toes are cramp! (in the middle of a massage)

doctor: you have eyelids infection.
eyelids can get infections?


if i really were in battle royale, given my current mood and state of mind, I.Will.Kill. first candidate, my youngest brother.

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